Apostrophobia: (apostrophobic, adj.) Fear of putting apostrophes in the correct place. A rare mental disorder causing one to omit apostrophes where needed and insert them mindlessly where they do not belong. A cure for Apostrophobia can often be found by completing the third grade!
Avatar: Gives a whole new meaning to "feeling a little blue" now, doesn't it?
"Avatard": Someone who sits on the couch, watching a non-biodegradable disc on his big screen TV, sucking power out of the grid, dreamily thinking about the "simple life".
"Barama": Short for "Barack Obama".
Blogger Siteosis: a condition in which there is a greater than normal number of hits on a blog or website. (See "cytosis")
Blogjam: The opposite of blogger siteosis, generally caused by software upgrades, software glitches, or software.
"Capital Beyond the Control of the Capitol": The fear that government has, that somewhere, someone might have some money that is not under government control!
"Chicago Math": Two plus two equals...when counting votes, what would you like it to be?
"Congress Critter": Any member of the House or Senate
Corruptocrat: Any blatantly corrupt member of a party which shall remain nameless. At least, in the MSM stories about them, it remains nameless.
Cowardly Lyin': Virtually any member of the current administration.
"Damnocrat" : Not a rank and file Democrat...I was one of those once! Damnocrats are typically found in the leadership (and socialist meetings when no one is looking!)
"Delusioncrats": Similar to Damnocrats, but more likely to be found following Damnocrats.
"Dog whistle Racism": Only liberals can hear it!
Edjumacation: What liberals receive when they are educated beyond their intelligence!
Gooberfletcher: An irrelevant, but mostly harmless person. "One who puts feathers on peanuts".
Keith D'OH-lbermann: A talentless hack who receives more attention from people on the Internet for the outrageous things he says, than have ever watched his show on MSLSD.
King George Obama III: Known for raising taxes and passing legislation contrary to the consent of the governed.
Mooove On dot org: The not so gentle lowing of cattle and sheep prodded by the nipping and yapping of its herd dogs.
"Morning Sedition": NPR programing for the Left of Left of Center.
Nostradumbass: Rather than actually reading what you write, some liberals use their Amazing Kreskin power of mind reading to divine what you really, really think about something!
Obamacon: I think you can break it down to its component parts: Obama con.
"Obama Justice Department": See: "Oxymoron"
"Our Time, Our Talent and Our Treasure": What we need to give to take this country back!
"Oxymoron": See: "Obama Justice Department"
Paulbotulism: While extremely small amounts can paralyze the brain, taken in large quantity, it can kill a political movement.
Potemkin President: Barack Obama, carefully staging events with hermetically sealed, friendly audiences as props.
Progressieves: Since none of their arguments really “hold water”.
RomneyCare: The Morass in Mass.
(shot) Across Obama's Bow: Likely to miss, what with him bent at the waist all the time!
Uncle Sammy Claus: The beneficent person who bestows gifts on every little girl and boy in America, whether they've been bad or good, by extorting taxes from...elves, I suppose!
Unemployment: Five words that I first heard in reference to a third world country:
"Government employment is hidden unemployment."
VATheads: (Say it quickly!) People who think the American public isn't taxed enough!
Remember, you can vote once a day, everyday until January 1st!
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Instalanche!? Wow! Great job my friend. Which post?
And thanks for the links!
Congrats on the ‘lanche! And thanks for the link love.
The “Instalanche” came from “A Tale of Four Tax Cheats”. What further surprised me was some of the types of forums who were also linking that post as a result. I had gardening forums, investment forums, even a sports forum linked to it as a result of the Instalanche.
God bless Glenn Reynolds!