New! Proof Positive Travel Burkas

I’ve been hearing that CAIR, The Council on American Islamic Relations, has been asking that Muslim women be allowed to bypass both the intrusive scanners and the enhanced pat downs.

If this is true, I see a huge marketing opportunity here! Frequent flyers? To breeze through airport security, I give you the Proof Positive Travel Burka! $19.95 (plus s+h) in two stylish colors!

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And just so you men don’t feel left out, we have the burkas in XXL, and for an additional $9.95, we provide the following ID card:

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