No, it wasn’t smash mouth politics? It was a pickup basketball game that earned Obama 12 Stitches.
President Barack Obama received 12 stitches Friday after being inadvertently hit with an opposing player’s elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family
The culprit (or hero to half America) is Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.
We say this just in case Ray is somehow never seen or heard from again*!
*Closed Captioning for the Humor Impaired: It’s a joke!