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“TSA: It’s Our Business to Touch Yours” -SNL

Posted on November 23, 2010 by Mike a.k.a. Proof

http://widget.nbc.com/videos/nbcshort_at.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&widID=4727a250e66f9723&clipID=1261478&showID=61&siteurl=http://www.nbc.com?vty=fromWidget_Video Heh. H/T Threedonia

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