Apostrophobia: (apostrophobic, adj.) Fear of putting apostrophes in the correct place. A rare mental disorder causing one to omit apostrophes where needed and insert them mindlessly where they do not belong. A cure for Apostrophobia can often be found by completing the third grade!
Avatar: Gives a whole new meaning to "feeling a little blue" now, doesn't it?
"Avatard": Someone who sits on the couch, watching a non-biodegradable disc on his big screen TV, sucking power out of the grid, dreamily thinking about the "simple life".
"Barama": Short for "Barack Obama".
Blogger Siteosis: a condition in which there is a greater than normal number of hits on a blog or website. (See "cytosis")
Blogjam: The opposite of blogger siteosis, generally caused by software upgrades, software glitches, or software.
"Capital Beyond the Control of the Capitol": The fear that government has, that somewhere, someone might have some money that is not under government control!
"Chicago Math": Two plus two equals...when counting votes, what would you like it to be?
"Congress Critter": Any member of the House or Senate
Corruptocrat: Any blatantly corrupt member of a party which shall remain nameless. At least, in the MSM stories about them, it remains nameless.
Cowardly Lyin': Virtually any member of the current administration.
"Damnocrat" : Not a rank and file Democrat...I was one of those once! Damnocrats are typically found in the leadership (and socialist meetings when no one is looking!)
"Delusioncrats": Similar to Damnocrats, but more likely to be found following Damnocrats.
"Dog whistle Racism": Only liberals can hear it!
Edjumacation: What liberals receive when they are educated beyond their intelligence!
Gooberfletcher: An irrelevant, but mostly harmless person. "One who puts feathers on peanuts".
Keith D'OH-lbermann: A talentless hack who receives more attention from people on the Internet for the outrageous things he says, than have ever watched his show on MSLSD.
King George Obama III: Known for raising taxes and passing legislation contrary to the consent of the governed.
Mooove On dot org: The not so gentle lowing of cattle and sheep prodded by the nipping and yapping of its herd dogs.
"Morning Sedition": NPR programing for the Left of Left of Center.
Nostradumbass: Rather than actually reading what you write, some liberals use their Amazing Kreskin power of mind reading to divine what you really, really think about something!
Obamacon: I think you can break it down to its component parts: Obama con.
"Obama Justice Department": See: "Oxymoron"
"Our Time, Our Talent and Our Treasure": What we need to give to take this country back!
"Oxymoron": See: "Obama Justice Department"
Paulbotulism: While extremely small amounts can paralyze the brain, taken in large quantity, it can kill a political movement.
Potemkin President: Barack Obama, carefully staging events with hermetically sealed, friendly audiences as props.
Progressieves: Since none of their arguments really “hold water”.
RomneyCare: The Morass in Mass.
(shot) Across Obama's Bow: Likely to miss, what with him bent at the waist all the time!
Uncle Sammy Claus: The beneficent person who bestows gifts on every little girl and boy in America, whether they've been bad or good, by extorting taxes from...elves, I suppose!
Unemployment: Five words that I first heard in reference to a third world country:
"Government employment is hidden unemployment."
VATheads: (Say it quickly!) People who think the American public isn't taxed enough!